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What do people with loud cars want from us? Pity because they can’t afford a muffler? Sympathy for their hearing loss?

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What do people with loud cars want from us? Pity because they can’t afford a muffler? Sympathy for their hearing loss?

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Paying more for fuel in recent months has been painful, but not as painful as hearing newscasters say, “higher prices at the pump.”

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Paying more for fuel in recent months has been painful, but not as painful as hearing newscasters say, “higher prices at the pump.”

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I flipped off a driver who changed lanes without signaling, but it was dark outside, so it was an empty gesture at best. 😕

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I flipped off a driver who changed lanes without signaling, but it was dark outside, so it was an empty gesture at best. 😕

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Andor is such a good show that I barely looked at other devices while watching it. I just… looked at the TV. It was wild.

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Andor is such a good show that I barely looked at other devices while watching it. I just… looked at the TV. It was wild.

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Did you know that you can’t say “clitoris” on the radio? That’s some patriarchal bullshit.

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Did you know that you can’t say “clitoris” on the radio? That’s some patriarchal bullshit.

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If the Proud Boys have done anything, they have certainly added credibility to the saying “pride is a fool’s fortress.”

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If the Proud Boys have done anything, they have certainly added credibility to the saying “pride is a fool’s fortress.”

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Attacking a chicken for the first time in The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past on the SNES was my introduction to the concept of “fuck around and find out.”

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Attacking a chicken for the first time in The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past on the SNES was my introduction to the concept of “fuck around and find out.”

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A relationship is about more than just dicks and butts and tits and nuts, folks.

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A relationship is about more than just dicks and butts and tits and nuts, folks.

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In 2023, I would like for podcast hosts to stop laughing maniacally when a guest makes a mildly amusing comment. Perhaps try a soft chuckle instead?

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In 2023, I would like for podcast hosts to stop laughing maniacally when a guest makes a mildly amusing comment. Perhaps try a soft chuckle instead?

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If California falls into the sea, where will all of the California girls go?

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If California falls into the sea, where will all of the California girls go?

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Why do I need a therapist when I have movies that make me cry no matter how many times I watch them?

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Why do I need a therapist when I have movies that make me cry no matter how many times I watch them?

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Sometimes people age without maturing all that much.

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Sometimes people age without maturing all that much.

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In 2023, I plan to continue to use humor to avoid dealing with my emotions and failed dreams.

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In 2023, I plan to continue to use humor to avoid dealing with my emotions and failed dreams.

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Fast food workers will ask you “For here or to go?” but they’ll give you your food in a bag, regardless of your answer.

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Fast food workers will ask you “For here or to go?” but they’ll give you your food in a bag, regardless of your answer.

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Welcome to your 40s! It’s time to play your new favorite game, Is It Heartburn or a Heart Attack?

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Welcome to your 40s! It’s time to play your new favorite game, Is It Heartburn or a Heart Attack?

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My hatred for VGA cables cannot be overstated.

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My hatred for VGA cables cannot be overstated.

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I never understood getting picked on in grade school for wearing glasses. Four-eyes? Bitch, I can’t see!

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I never understood getting picked on in grade school for wearing glasses. Four-eyes? Bitch, I can’t see!

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I have a very tough time seeing a cat and not saying, “Oh, look at the kittie!”

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I have a very tough time seeing a cat and not saying, “Oh, look at the kittie!”