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We are dealing with increasingly unaffordable housing and stagnant wages for many. When even a tiny apartment is not affordable for the lowest wage workers in area, what then? How many roommates are people expected to have? What is the endgame here???

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We are dealing with increasingly unaffordable housing and stagnant wages for many. When even a tiny apartment is not affordable for the lowest wage workers in area, what then? How many roommates are people expected to have? What is the endgame here???

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If you are not sure how to pronounce Lauren Boebert’s last name, it’s the dopey pronunciation. (Because she’s a dope.)

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If you are not sure how to pronounce Lauren Boebert’s last name, it’s the dopey pronunciation. (Because she’s a dope.)

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Why do we call them “boneless wings” when they’re really just nuggets?

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Why do we call them “boneless wings” when they’re really just nuggets?

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People are out there trying to remove ALL vices from their lives. Just pick a couple favorites and stick with those.

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People are out there trying to remove ALL vices from their lives. Just pick a couple favorites and stick with those.

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Why hasn’t science given us BattleBots on the moon?

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Why hasn’t science given us BattleBots on the moon?

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Girl, you put the “ass” in astrophysics.

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Girl, you put the “ass” in astrophysics.

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I got all of my fighting moves from Dolemite.

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I got all of my fighting moves from Dolemite.

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It’s been a few decades since I searched the internet for “naked boob sex.” I wonder if the search results are any better.

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It’s been a few decades since I searched the internet for “naked boob sex.” I wonder if the search results are any better.

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Remember the early months of the pandemic, when most people stayed home for various reasons? Can we go back to that?

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Remember the early months of the pandemic, when most people stayed home for various reasons? Can we go back to that?

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I am a little surprised that “make America great again” got any traction at all, considering it’s more than three syllables.

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I am a little surprised that “make America great again” got any traction at all, considering it’s more than three syllables.

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I rarely post about sex because they say "write about what you know" and well...

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I rarely post about sex because they say "write about what you know" and well...

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In 2023, I resolve to continue to passionately lament my mortality.

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In 2023, I resolve to continue to passionately lament my mortality.

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At work, they are making us do “mandatory” online training, but they have not said what will happen if we do not complete the training by the deadline. Beatings, perhaps?

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At work, they are making us do “mandatory” online training, but they have not said what will happen if we do not complete the training by the deadline. Beatings, perhaps?

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I heard that jerking off while wearing a condom is called a “posh wank” and I find it delightfully charming that there is a specific term for that.

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I heard that jerking off while wearing a condom is called a “posh wank” and I find it delightfully charming that there is a specific term for that.

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It’s kind of bullshit that the term “gaslighting” has nothing to do with farting.

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It’s kind of bullshit that the term “gaslighting” has nothing to do with farting.

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What the hell is avocado toast? An avocado cannot be toast, and toast cannot be avocado!

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What the hell is avocado toast? An avocado cannot be toast, and toast cannot be avocado!

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I'm just looking for a social media website where everyone is honest about their feelings.

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I'm just looking for a social media website where everyone is honest about their feelings.

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In 2023, I plan to rage against a variety of machines as often as possible.

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In 2023, I plan to rage against a variety of machines as often as possible.